Medical terminology for the layman: Some words you should know.
ARTERY -- The study of fine painting
BARIUM -- What you do when a patient dies
BENIGN -- What you are after you are eight
CESAREAN SECTION -- A district in rome
COLIC -- A sheep dog
CONGENITAL -- Friendly
DILATE -- To live long
FESTER -- Quicker
G. I. SERIES -- Baseball game between soldiers
HANGNAIL -- Coat hook
MEDICAL STAFF -- A doctor's cane
MINOR OPERATION -- Coal digging
MORBID -- A higher offer
NITRATE -- Lower than a day rate
NODE -- Was aware of
ORGANIC -- Church musician
OUT PATIENT -- A person who has fainted
POST-OPERATIVE -- A letter carrier
PROTEIN -- In favor of young people
SECRETION -- Hiding anything
SEROLOGY -- Study of English Knighthood
TABLET -- A small table
TUMOR -- An extra pair
URINE -- Opposite of you're out
VARICOSE VEINS -- Veins very close together
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